Why is it that fitted sheets never fit? How can people say there's no global warming, with so many people pouring ice on themselves? Isn't it odd that on Labor Day, people get the day off from work? Can anyone remember why we're supposed to be mad at Cuba? Did the Spice Girls ever get … Continue reading Random Thoughts, 2 September 2014
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Random Thoughts, 26 August 2014
I never liked the Honeymooners. If I wanted to watch a working class couple arguing all the time, I'd have spent more time with my parents. When rich people are above everyone else, there's only one thing that likely to come trickling down. The extremists using the name Tea Party are an insult to all … Continue reading Random Thoughts, 26 August 2014
Random Thoughts, 19 August 2014
If the original Terminator had been set in 2014, Skynet could have easily located Sarah Connor on FourSquare.I wonder why there's never been a Bigfoot siting in Miami.For the past few years, Kentucky Fried Chicken has been using as its theme song Sweet Home Alabama. Let that sink in for a minute.I'm willing to bet … Continue reading Random Thoughts, 19 August 2014
Random Thoughts, 14 August 2014
There really should be a television show called The Walking Dude, about Atlanta being terrorized by Jeff Bridges in a bathrobe. Can anything match the disappointment kids feel when they discover it's not the Leaning Tower of Pizza, or the Specific Ocean. Sometimes, I'm reluctant to leave my house because I'm afraid that the rhythm … Continue reading Random Thoughts, 14 August 2014